i am going to kill you,
with my eyelashes,
and put you in my truck boot,
and drag you all the way to north pole,
let the polar bears sit on you,
and fart in your face,
then i'll bring you back to my home,
take care of you,
and make sure you'll be okay.
i'll feed you with some of my famous
maggie mee with noodles,
and ask my mom to cook extra share
so that i can feed you
with
my fingernail.